Dear Jennifer,
I want to become a vampire. What do I need to do?
- Vampire in Waiting
Dear VIW,
I enjoy simple and direct questions. And I applaud your honest in your request. But I do have a question - why do you want to be a vampire?
Do you think that being a vampire will make you better? Smarter? Stronger?
Do you think that being a vampire will solve your problems?
Becoming a vampire is not for everyone. In general, you still have whatever problems you had before. Yes, you might become stronger in terms of human strength, but there is a hierarchy of strength in the vampire community. And I can assure you that you will not be in the top of that hierarchy for decades.
I am not asking these questions just to hear myself, by the way. When a person applies to become a vampire, the interviewer asks these questions, plus a whole lot more. If you can't answer them for me, then I strongly suggest that you don't apply until you can answer them. There is a rule that says a human may only apply once to become a vampire. If the person does not pass the interview (or any of the other mandatory steps), then they will never be turned into a vampire. Period.
Thank
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