Greetings, Readers! My name is Sarah, and I am starting a new advice column for vampires and other supernatural people. Why, you ask? Because Dear Jennifer started receiving a lot of email from vampires and we decided to separate out the mail into normal human and supernatural human space.
I was approached yesterday by two rather burly human young men, asking me if I needed henchmen. Henchmen? I mean, do people really use henchmen?
Anyway, I am an accountant, so I do not really need henchmen or... whatever. I told them I was not interested, but they seem to think that they need to prove themselves to me.
Help! How do I convince them to leave me alone? And how do I explain that no one really needs henchmen?
- Confused in Chicago
Well, this is a new one for me. Henchmen? Really?? I suppose if you are an evil overlord, you might need henchmen. But an accountant? Not so much.
Have you thought about showing them why you don't need their protection? A little demonstration might go a long way.